If your mansion house needs haunting Just call Rentaghost We've got freaks and fools and creeps and ghouls At Rentaghost Hear the phantom of the opera Sing a haunting melody Remember what you see is not a mystery At Rentaghost Lyrics to the closing credits were slightly different: If your party needs a Smartie Just call Rentaghost We've got freaks and fools and creeps and ghouls At Rentaghost For a biography we've ghost writers And not forgetting a ghost script Remember what you see is not a mystery At Rentaghost [Witches' cackle to fade]
Opening titles: If your mansion house needs haunting, just call Rentaghost. We've got spooks and ghouls and freaks and fools, at Rentaghost. Hear the phantom of the opera sing a haunting melody. Remember what you see is not a mystery, but... Rentaghost! Closing titles: At your party be a smarty and hire Rentaghost ???If you're white of fright like the spooky heights, with Rentaghost You can let our spirits move you and for fun play ghostman's knock Because we aim to shock we hope your knees will lock, that's Rentaghost Let me say the most horrific simple ghosts not scientific merely supernatural ghoulies of the day. Heavy footsteps in your attic means a spectre telepathic is descending just to spirit you away (Yaaay!). We are extraordinary fellas here at Rentaghost To be another Uri Geller come to RRRRentaghost For a biography we've ghostwriters, and not forgetting a ghost script An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt Ring Rentaghost An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt Ring Rentaghost. (manic laughter and fade out...)
HTML edition by Chris M. Dickson. However I did nick it from a posting by RandleIJ@phymat.bham.ac.uk and mail from paulr@liffe.com